John looked at a blue mare before him.

“You are Rainbow Dash, aren’t you? Let’s go f—”
“Sorry, human,” Rainbow Dash said, “you aren’t in Kansas any more. We don’t use this word here, we have to stick to PG rating, you know. We say ‘buck’ instead.”
“Oh, I see.”
“But I’m not against it.”

She turned her croup to John and waved her tail several times. Then she jumped into a bush.

John wondered, was she Deadpool in disguise, but after a second of hesitation he jumped after her.

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